Mornings are difficult, you guys.
Your beard is getting so good omg.
a. i was running under calories for today so i made some creamed spinach and i am v pleased
b. i am rewatching the second season of house of cards bc i felt like i rushed through it the first time and i want to sit back and appreciate the bad people more intensely tbh
i don’t think i’m working hard enough on my arms, although i have noticed an improvement in my overall form for things like dumbbell curls and that’s cool, and i guess that’s a good first step. but next week if i’m still not feeling the immediate burn, i’m gonna have to re-evaluate.
maybe it’s because i focused more on triceps this week and the range of motion means that they’re not going to be as sore at rest?
ok im taking a nap so my arms have a minute to think this over.
how is it possible that such a small little sandwich takes so long to make and of course takes thirty seconds to eat i am upset at the world we are living in
but omg it was so good~
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
"You know, I’m not about sexting. Too busy playing video games. How would I have time to sext and play Mario Kart. Cutthroat competition."
hey, i’m rory partridge and this is my second ted talk in which i explore the strange correlation between avenged sevenfold fans and men caught in the dreaded ‘friendzone’
"Tell me one thing that you weren’t taught that you’re going to teach your daughter"
"That just because you love someone, doesn’t mean they can make you happy and you should never compromise with your happiness"
Name: Lana Del Rey
Track: Heart Shaped Box
Studio version of Lana Del Rey’s cover for Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.
she can sing about dish water and its ok by me.
Brilliant, just brilliant!
hello, hi, yes. if you’re not interested in goals or fitness things, please just gloss right over this it is a-okay i am just holding myself accountable.