it’s 5 am

i guess i am going to???? sleep??? now

not so much because i’m tired but because i want to sleep before i buckle down and do homework all day tomorrow (not excited) (send starbucks) (also send puppies if poss.)

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god i have so much homework to do tomorrow and it is almost four AM rn jesus take the wheel

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deranged-fupa replied to your post: idk why but typing with nail polish on…

ALSO EVERYTHING I DO WITH MY HANDS SEEMS MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE WITH PAINTED NAILS.

it gives handjobs that professional veneer yes

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idk why but typing with nail polish on my nails makes me feel much more industrious it’s strange

SCREAMING AT MICHAEL OVER THE INTERNET BECAUSE HES IGNORING MY TEXTS AND NOW I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL HIM BUT

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shout out to that boy i knew once who, when i explained the colorado situation, remarked, “cami is the worst goddamn name”

bless u

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Very quick/concise reminder that I am an adamant supporter of the bath tub fanbase.

(All images c/o Google)

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i can’t believe i actually painted my nails wow unemployment is rough on ya girl

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deranged-fupa:

absinthine:

deranged-fupa:

absinthine:

having a very devin - evening of drinking alone and crying probably

EXCUSE ME?

did i say crying
i meant masturbating

Literally me in five minutes.

linked over space, time, and alcohol purchased legally

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deranged-fupa:

absinthine:

having a very devin - evening of drinking alone and crying probably

EXCUSE ME?

did i say crying
i meant masturbating

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echeaux:

Hanging out with my moderately attractive boyfriend

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BC JHOSSE LOOKS LIKE A CARDBOARD CUT OUT????

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having a very devin - evening of drinking alone and crying probably

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Top 5 favorite movie.

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*sings creep by radiohead to your newborn baby*

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I already tried that with my friend who isn’t me

Didn’t work, have to go back to some bar in Baltimore

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